cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again
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today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
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*makes no effort to speak to you* date me
hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands
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please stop romanticizing skeleton hell
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*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
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"Too much makeup is unattractive. I don’t like when girls wear too much."
Me *puts on more eyeliner*
Bitch you irrelevant as fuck. My false lashes are more expensive than your personality.